2011! I So Know What Year It Is!

My Dear Reader,

So yeah, sorry about December. And November. And most of 2010.

To be honest, I should really apologize for most of 2009 as well. 2009 really bummed me out.

Don't think that I've forgotten about this blog. Or writing. I definitely haven't. Cecily and I talk about it all the time. It goes like this:

Cecily: Ah! It's Tuesday!

I: And?

Cecily: Well, I should post on Tuesdays. It's what I do.

I: Just listen to yourself. "I" should do this, "I" should do that. Why do you have to pin everything on me? Why don't you do anything for yourself?

Cecily: Well, you . . . I . . . what?

I: Exactly.

Cecily: I'm confused.

I: Actually, no.

Cecily: Well, somebody has to blog, and if I can't do it . . .

I: Who said I couldn't do it?

Cecily: What?

I: Don't tell me what I can't do!

Cecily: Lost is over, my friend. The island is a cork in a wine bottle full of evil. It's okay. It'll aaaaaall be okay. They're all so happy at the end. Even Kate!

I: If we can't live together, then we're going to die alone!

Cecily: Uh, I think I can agree with that.

(Silence)

Cecily: So, video games?*

I: Okay, fine.

So, yeah. Not a lot of blogging going on lately. BUT, I can consistently beat Age of Mythology on hard. That's pretty great. I play Norse.

Yeah.

Anyway, I wish I could tell you why I haven't been blogging, but I honestly don't know. All I can say is that I'm going through a thing, and I don't really want to be in that thing anymore. I think I want to be in another thing. Other things are shiny.

Anyway, I do realize that I've already made about seventy-five posts like this since awful ol' 2009. That's why I added that spicy conversation. I know you love those.

Oh, so next week? Next week there will TOTALLY be a new post up. I'm going to start writing it right now, actually. There might even be *GASP!* pictures. You never know. This blog be crazy.

Or something.

Regards, best wishes, and shiny things,

-Cecily Jane (with significant assistance by I)

*I really don't spend that much time playing video games. I really only own two: Age of Mythology and Age of Empires III. And I just got that second one (which I'll probably be able to beat on hard once I care enough to set up my hot keys. What?). I also read a lot. So there.